![]() ![]() Then to John's dismay, an invitation to his high school reunion pops through his letterbox and he's hit with a bout of insecurity and anxiety to the tune of: "What will my classmates think of me and what I've done with my life?" With the reunion looming, only six short months away, it's up to us to help John stop cocking up his life, hopefully also get a date, and help him deal with his fear of ridicule at the hands of his childhood bullies. He's stuck in a dead-end job, he's single, and his apartment kinda sucks. In this tale of woe and worry we follow John, who is a bit of a dick (if you know what we mean). The tone is set right off the bat when we're greeted by a shower of peckers that spell out the logo of the game, complete with rather detailed sound effects, and it's all downhill from there. Some of you may have already played the multiplayer version of the game, since it was a bit premature (something that's normal and happens to a lot of men, or so we've heard), or in Early Access as some prefer to call it. It can best be described as one of those "easy-to-pick-up, hard-to-master" party games, in the sense that it's easy to explain, often best enjoyed with a pint or two, but if you're really dedicated to slamming all your friends it'll take some time to become the best. In the game you and up to seven of your closest friends take control of a pair of 'meat and two veg' and the goal is to try and screw each other. Fear not though, as these are merely digital dongs, and there's actually a lot of fun to be had with this party game, more than just giggling at the virtual phalluses. Try it out.Genital Jousting pretty much took the gaming world by storm by letting players take control of a penis, and so if you've clicked on this review you've pretty much got a sense that this game isn't for the faint of heart nor is it for the whole family. It offers core features such as 13 Dynamic Arenas, different Modes, Devastating Power-ups, and more. The ship is equipped with lasers, missiles, shields and jousters. You can play either with a keyboard or four game controllers. Avoid hurdles, opponent attack, black holes, and death beam. ![]() It offers the similar gameplay like Gang Beasts, but the environment and mechanics are quite different. ![]() The game rewards you with massive rewards as you defeat your rival opponents and can use them to enhance your abilities, and unlock upgrades. Select your character and dive into the game world where you have to fight against your opponents, using shooting, and other abilities take down them and win the level. IT has three different modes such as Pilot Hunter, Ship Hunter, and Team Deathmatch. The game offers space environments and consists of thirteen different dynamic levels and includes lots of hidden places and hazards. The core features of the game are Online Competition, Customization, Different Girls, and Party-Based.Īstro Duel is an Action, Space Combat video game for two to four players. Get into the adventure, encounter multiple girls, customize the character, and compete online. The player has to handle every situation easily and keep all the things balanced. ![]() The player will come to experience all sorts of girls where some are rude, but a few will be soft. It all depends on the player’s behavior and humor to have a variety of girlfriends. The player can compete against other players worldwide for the best dater. The player can customize the character’s shape and attributes through the large equipment available. The game takes the player to his school life, where he can interact with girls and impress them.Įight players can play simultaneously in the party mode. Throughout the game, the player takes on the role of a protagonist named John, who has to find a dating girl and enjoy life in school times. Genital Jousting is an Action, Comedy, Casual, and Single-player video game developed by Free Lives. ![]()
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